i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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