You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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