your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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