Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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