White coat. Heels.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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