She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
babies were throwing up all over the place
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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