this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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