but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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