i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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