He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
