As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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