New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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