Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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