Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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