I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Two words: blizzard sex
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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