It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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