Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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