Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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