i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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