the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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