people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Two words: nipple clamps
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