We're like a lot better than the average bears
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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