doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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