your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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