Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize