the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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