Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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