Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
