Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
3 2 1 whiskey
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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