he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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