He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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