im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
