he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize