yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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