Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
should my penis look like a turkey
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize