I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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