You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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