so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
