normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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