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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
she peed on how many people?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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