So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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