FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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