sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Randomize