I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
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