another moral hangover. fuck.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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