I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
You smell like stripper and shame
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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