She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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