So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I checked into jail on foursquare
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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