Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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