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god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
my poor anus
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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