Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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