we made out on top of his cat.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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