Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
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