That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Randomize
